Flatpack Frustration? Sorted.
Furniture Assembly Service
IKEA instructions making your head spin? Life's too short for flatpack frustration. I'll build it properly while you put your feet up.
We're a general handyman service that turns its hand to things. We're not specialist installers.
Assembly is hourly work, and how long it takes depends on the item and the instructions rather than on us.
£60 an hour including VAT, two hour minimum. How booking works
Bookable by the hour
- Flat-pack furniture, beds, wardrobes and office furniture
- Fixing units to the wall, including into plasterboard
- Several items in one visit
Take this to a specialist
- Fitted kitchens and fitted bedrooms, which are an installer's job
- Items still under a manufacturer warranty that requires an approved fitter
Not sure which yours is? Describe the job and we will tell you
😤 The DIY Reality
- ✗3 hours in, instructions make no sense
- ✗Missing screws, wrong parts, extra pieces?
- ✗Weekend ruined, furniture still in boxes
- ✗Wobbly result that doesn't look quite right
- ✗Arguments about who's reading the instructions wrong
😌 The Pro Assembly Experience
- ✓I arrive, you relax with a cuppa
- ✓Proper tools, experience with every brand
- ✓Built solid, level, and secure
- ✓Packaging taken away or neatly stacked
- ✓Your weekend stays yours
What I Assemble
If it comes in a box with instructions, I can build it. Here's what I assemble most often:
IKEA Furniture
1-4 hrsPAX wardrobes, MALM beds, KALLAX units - all the Swedish favourites
Bedroom Furniture
1-3 hrs eachBeds, wardrobes, drawers, dressing tables - wake up to a finished room
Office Furniture
30 mins - 2 hrsDesks, chairs, storage - get your workspace sorted
Living Room
1-2 hrs eachTV units, coffee tables, sideboards - complete your living space
Garden & Outdoor
2-8 hrsSheds, furniture, gazebos - ready for summer
Gym & Fitness
1-3 hrsTreadmills, bikes, multi-gyms - no more excuses
Experienced with all major furniture brands:
Assembly Pricing Guide
Prices based on typical assembly times. Complex items or difficult access may vary - I'll always confirm before starting.
| Item | Typical Time | Price |
|---|---|---|
| Single item (small) | Under 1 hr | £60 |
| Single item (medium) | 1-2 hrs | £60-£110 |
| Single item (large) | 2-3 hrs | £110-£160 |
| Wardrobe (standard) | 2-4 hrs | £110-£210 |
| PAX Wardrobe (large) | 3-5 hrs | £160-£260 |
| Full room package | Half/full day | £210-£400 |
Multiple items? I'll give you a package price. Usually works out cheaper than individual rates.
How It Works
You Call or Message
Tell me what needs assembling. Send photos of boxes if you like.
I Quote & Book
Quick quote based on items. We find a time that suits you.
I Build It
Turn up on time, assemble everything properly, tidy up after.
You Enjoy It
Solid furniture, no stress, weekend saved. Job done.
Got Flatpack Waiting to Be Built?
Send me a photo of the boxes or just tell me what you've got. I'll give you a quick quote and we can get it sorted.